A Talented Newt

A Talented Newt searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Talented Newt had a radiator that they would often worship. It was a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

A Talented Newt desperately needed a little monkey to sit and look at. It would be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Talented Newt owned a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

A Talented Newt owned a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

A Talented Newt desperately desired a pen that they liked to worship. It should be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.