Cute Newt

Cute Newt desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It is a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Cute Newt carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Cute Newt needed a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Cute Newt always carried a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Cute Newt searched for a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It was a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Cute Newt wanted a CD player that they would share. It was a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.