Blue Newt

Blue Newt desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Blue Newt desperately needed a teapot that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

Blue Newt desperately searched for a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange action, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

Blue Newt always carried a sword that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

Blue Newt desperately desired a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

Blue Newt desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.