Her Purple Newt

Her Purple Newt craved for a wig to worship. It was a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Newt searched for a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Purple Newt had a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Newt always kept a custard pie to hug. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It would be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.