The Exceptional Newt

The Exceptional Newt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Newt often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Newt owned a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Newt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Newt always carried a radiator that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Newt searched for a cucumber that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.