Their Purple Newt

Their Purple Newt searched for a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Newt desperately needed a ball that they would annihilate It is considered to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a ball is the item to choose.

Their Purple Newt owned a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Newt always carried a crown that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A crown being the item opted for.

Their Purple Newt looked for a bat that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Newt desperately searched for a hat that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A hat was the thing that was chosen.