Their Stupid Newt

Their Stupid Newt searched for a chocolate bar to throw. It was considered to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Newt always carried a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Newt desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is amazing. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Newt looked for a block of cheese that they would often break. It is an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Newt found a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Newt always kept a stapler that they liked to play with. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.