A Lonely Newt

A Lonely Newt desired a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Newt desperately wanted a helmet that they would often smash. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

A Lonely Newt always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Lonely Newt found a big sponge to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Newt desperately needed a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.