The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Newt wanted a computer that they would often sit and look at. It was an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt had a stapler that they liked to demolish. It should have been an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Newt needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Newt always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Newt needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.