My Angry Newt

My Angry Newt looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

My Angry Newt desperately craved for a computer that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.

My Angry Newt desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderous. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Angry Newt looked for a rubber johnny to hug. One might say this is an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Angry Newt searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

My Angry Newt desperately searched for a can of Tango to smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.