The Ugly Newt

The Ugly Newt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Newt carried a CD player to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Newt always kept a hat that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Newt carried a spade that they sometimes hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Newt owned a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Newt needed a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.