The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt found a melon that they liked to share. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A melon was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Newt desperately searched for a melon that they would drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Confused Newt searched for a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious action, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Newt needed a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Confused Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a different proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Newt carried a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.