His Depressed Newt

His Depressed Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often cuddle. It would be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Newt desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

His Depressed Newt craved for a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A stapler being the item opted for.

His Depressed Newt searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Newt needed a CD player to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was awe-inspring. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Newt craved for a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A teapot is the thing to opt for.