The Green Newt

The Green Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Green Newt always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Green Newt desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Green Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It might be a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Newt always carried a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Green Newt craved for a bat that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat was the item that was selected.