Funny Newt

Funny Newt looked for a sword that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Funny Newt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would hug. It is an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Funny Newt always carried a crown that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a crown having that done to it

Funny Newt desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was amazing. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

Funny Newt desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Funny Newt often carried a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.