The Determined Newt

The Determined Newt desperately desired a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it

The Determined Newt always kept a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Determined Newt always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Determined Newt carried a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Determined Newt found a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Determined Newt had a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.