Angry Newt

Angry Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Angry Newt wanted a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Angry Newt wanted a cucumber that they sometimes drop. It would have been a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Angry Newt searched for a crown that they would worship. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Angry Newt needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Angry Newt always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.