His Eccentric Newt

His Eccentric Newt desperately craved for a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Newt owned a mug that they would occasionally demolish. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Newt needed a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A ball would be the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Newt searched for a custard pie to smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Newt always had with them a stretchman that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Newt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.