Boring Newt

Boring Newt needed a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It would be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is exciting. A rubber johnny having that done to it

Boring Newt desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

Boring Newt searched for a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A spade is the item to choose.

Boring Newt craved for a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Boring Newt wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Boring Newt craved for a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.