Anxious Newt

Anxious Newt needed a bag of poop to cuddle. It would have been a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Anxious Newt always had with them a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

Anxious Newt had a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.

Anxious Newt wanted a crown that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Newt owned a tomato that they would put on his head. This is certainly a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.