The Ugly Newt

The Ugly Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Ugly Newt always had with them a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

The Ugly Newt always kept a pen that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Newt desperately needed a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Ugly Newt owned a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Ugly Newt desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.