The Eccentric Newt

The Eccentric Newt desperately desired a radiator that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Newt looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Newt carried a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Newt found a block of cheese that they would often smash. This seems to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Newt looked for a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Newt found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.