A Boring Newt

A Boring Newt always had with them a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Boring Newt desperately desired a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Newt craved for a set square that they would often worship. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

A Boring Newt had a cheese grater to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

A Boring Newt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

A Boring Newt often carried a custard pie that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.