The Purple Newt

The Purple Newt desperately searched for a cheese grater to play with. This seems to be an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Purple Newt always had with them a spade that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Purple Newt found a wig that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Purple Newt desperately searched for a stretchman to throw. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Newt searched for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Purple Newt desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was simply life. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.