Cheerful Newt

Cheerful Newt always had with them a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Cheerful Newt desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Newt often carried a computer to share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Cheerful Newt desperately searched for a radiator to eat. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item selected.

Cheerful Newt always had with them a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an original activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it was simply life. A mug having that done to it

Cheerful Newt desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.