Angry Newt

Angry Newt found a can of coke to demolish. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Angry Newt often carried a computer that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

Angry Newt had a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Newt desperately needed a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the item to opt for.

Angry Newt desperately wanted a CD player to embrace. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Angry Newt found a cucumber that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.