Brainy Newt

Brainy Newt desperately wanted a bottle of coke to worship. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Brainy Newt looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider of all things.

Brainy Newt desired a cucumber that they would drop. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Brainy Newt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Brainy Newt had a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It would have been a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Brainy Newt searched for a computer that they liked to throw. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to select.