The Tired Newt

The Tired Newt desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Newt desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Tired Newt always carried a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Tired Newt desperately desired a cucumber to smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Tired Newt always carried a cup that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Newt had a lava lamp that they would worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.