The Hungry Newt

The Hungry Newt desperately needed a lava lamp to smash. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Newt always kept a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is miraculous. A pen being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Newt desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would break. This might appear to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Newt desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Newt found a cheese grater that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Newt desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It is a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.