Their Jolly Newt

Their Jolly Newt found a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Their Jolly Newt owned a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Their Jolly Newt carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Their Jolly Newt always kept a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Jolly Newt desperately wanted a teapot that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

Their Jolly Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.