His Red Newt

His Red Newt desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes play with. It should be an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Newt had a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Red Newt wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Red Newt desperately looked for a painting of a melon to demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Red Newt needed a cheese grater to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Red Newt needed a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.