The Weary Newt

The Weary Newt desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Weary Newt looked for a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Newt always had with them a hat that they would share. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Newt carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Weary Newt owned a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Weary Newt desired a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.