Their Angry Newt

Their Angry Newt wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Their Angry Newt needed a helmet that they would sometimes smash. This seems a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Their Angry Newt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Their Angry Newt found a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It was a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Angry Newt had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Newt always had with them a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.