The Crazy Newt

The Crazy Newt always carried a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Newt had a can of Dr Pepper to share. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Newt owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Newt wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Newt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Newt desperately desired a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.