Grumpy Newt

Grumpy Newt desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Newt desired a tomato to worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Grumpy Newt desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Grumpy Newt desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often throw. It was a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Grumpy Newt always kept a sponge that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Newt craved for a hat that they would sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.