Their Round Newt

Their Round Newt wanted a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Newt had a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Newt often carried a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.

Their Round Newt desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Their Round Newt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Their Round Newt always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It should have been a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.