The Beautiful Newt

The Beautiful Newt needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Newt desperately desired a bottle of coke to share. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Newt often carried a bag of poop to sleep with. It was considered to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Newt desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Newt wanted a stapler to drop. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.