A Fat Newt

A Fat Newt always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Fat Newt looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Fat Newt desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Newt looked for a mug that they sometimes throw. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a mug having that done to it

A Fat Newt desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Newt carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it