His Funny Newt

His Funny Newt always had with them a set of lego that they liked to break. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

His Funny Newt desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was simply life. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Funny Newt desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Funny Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a strange activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Newt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Funny Newt desperately desired a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.