Her Blue Newt

Her Blue Newt looked for a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Her Blue Newt had a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Blue Newt craved for a ball that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Newt craved for a block of cheese that they would often play with. It is an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Newt searched for a radiator that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

Her Blue Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. It was an unusual action, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.