Their Beautiful Newt

Their Beautiful Newt often carried a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Newt always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Newt wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Newt desperately craved for a radiator that they would demolish. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

Their Beautiful Newt wanted a pint of cider to sit and look at. It should be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Newt found a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.