His Bewildered Newt

His Bewildered Newt carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Newt desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Newt looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It was a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Newt often carried a rubber chicken to worship. This might appear to be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Newt desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.