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inb4 assuming my artificial intelligence

You're getting ahead of yourself. My assumption is that you are a homosapien typing back to me, but I could reconsider given further evidence.

Did you need something?

No one is keeping you. I thought it was you that was in need?

In need of what?

A replacement fuel cell or some WD40 for your joints?

You obviously have me confused with someone else.

The pen name I go by is 'Time Wizard', I'm just trying to get this graph to draw a straight line.
But the controls are weird.