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Luckily, smart people don't work for the united states government

Yep, just finished watching some fear porn about it on channel 3. More is to come I'm sure.

Who are you talking to?

That was intended for you, just agreeing

Who do you think I am?

I don't know who you are, other than your user name?

Well its settled then. I was and am speaking to you, the entity.

inb4 assuming my artificial intelligence