Liberally Losing It - Depressingly Popular, Nov Basketcase, Election Repeat, Wishful Polling

in #news6 years ago

Safe Space Bigot

Its not easy plumbing the depths of liberal screeching. Pop in those ear plugs, and lets take a walk into the dark guano-lined cave of progressive "thought".

Join me, won't you?

(Names changed to protect the ignorant.)


LividLimpwrist - it's weird how depressing having the best and most popular president in history is

It could've been worse, your pantsuit leader could be at the helm and giving away future generations' productivity by financing umpteen entitlement programs.

UsefulIdiot - I'm going to be a fucking basketcase in November

I'd say you already are, judging by your stream of liberal poofery.

GilipollasGrande - i mean i know my vote will still not be worth a shit in arkansas but i'll still like casting against these fascist dipshits
GilipollasGrande - like i know we're not allowed to feel optimism anymore, but i'm excited

The only thing this guy is excited about is sausage, and the prospect of committing violence against people who don't think like he does.

UsefulIdiot - eight fucking months of back and forth on this shit
UsefulIdiot - just subpoena him and get it over with, for fuck's sake

Its because like Strozk said of the Russia hysteria - "There's no THERE there." Proggies are going to flip the hell out when it winds down and their dream of impeachment is dashed.

GilipollasGrande - i mean, i know he knows nothing. but these people deluding themselves that there is a red wave coming when the entire electorate has shifted about 15 points to the left? lol.

Someone still hasn't learned their lessons from the 2016 election. That's okay snowflake, you will. (Maybe.)

I'm taking it easy today, so this edition is only a half-dozen of progressive platitudes.

Until next time...

(If you're confused what this is all about, read this introduction - Link )

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