BREAKING NEWS: CRYPTO causes Vomiting and Diarrhea!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750913/Contagious-Crypto-virus-infects-100-Arizona.html

It took me a moment to realise that Crypto is a live, contagious virus, and not a digital p2p crypto-asset! It's a hilariously misleading headline, but probably excruciatingly painful and distressing to the folks who picked it up!