THE WERLD REPORT 2017-02-01

circuswerld (46)in #news • 8 years ago (edited)

Very old John Stewart makes surprise visit on The Late show and says the f word on TV for the billionth time...

The Half Baked has been called Trump "exhausting..."

Stewart who is clearly going senile said, "The Presidency is supposed to age the President not the public..."

The prop comedy heavy bit included Stewart wearing ridiculously long tie and joked that, "The president sets men's fashion. I saw the inauguration, super long tie, dead animal on head. Boom."

Colbert made an almost identical joke just a week prior wearing a long tie saying "Whatever the president wears at the inaugural sets the fashion trend for men for the next four years..."

Stewart then rants incoherently about flying dogs and how Trump is exhausting because "It is going to take relentless stamina vigilance and every institutional check and balance this great country can muster..."

To Keep Trump from ... "going full Palpatine with the lightning coming out of the fingertips and the 'fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate..."

But wait... Wasn't that Yoda's line???

Stewart laughs as crazy Colbert spouts nonsensical jibberish, inexplicably shouting out the name of an Israeli diplomat from the 1970's for no apparent reason...

Meanwhile the President Trump Show tops ratings...

While an invalidated report says Trump suggested to Mexican president he'd send troops south of border to take care of "bad hombres"

Mexico's foreign relations department denied that account, saying it "is based on absolute falsehoods..."

Bedlam at UC Berkley Milo event... Antifa fascists run amok...

Break windows... Set fire... Generally give justification for the militarization of the police...

Yiannopoulis... Berkley riot an embarrassment to higher education...

Boom. Done... MPs hand Theresa May the starting gun on Brexit...

Gold "edges" higher...

#politics #trump #milo

8 years ago in #news by circuswerld (46)

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