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I tried to work in fast food when i was in high school to help my mom with the bills. I do not have a fast food mentallity. I worked at Mc Donalds and there were these 2 cute mormon twins that were very nice to me and since we all wore the headsets when people would come through the drive through and were douche bags to either of them i would make their meals without any hamburger pattys on the burgers. I eventually had to have a meeting with the manager about it and i had like 4 managers in there as they were prepared to fire me but they were trying to figure out what was going on so they didn't get sued in case i was mentally deffective. So they go through this whole shpeal like I am retarded about how you are supposed to put burgers on the burgers. I stare at them blankly as long as i can until i burst into laughter, they seemed shocked and confused. They ask what is so funny and i explain to them that of course i know that hambergers get patties, I just choose to not put the hamburger patties on peoples orders that are assholes to the twins because they are increadibly nice people and people that are bad deserve to be punished in some way. They just sat there mouth agape for a minute, they eventually laughed and told me to go back to work. I was however no longer allowed to have a headset after that.
I also worked at taco bell at the same time because it was the only way i could get over 40 hours a week. THAT JOB was a whole nother animal. My friend Robbie was a manager, we use to go up on the roof and "change the filters on the grease traps" that was code for someone going to Missouri and buying beer for us because we lived in a dry county. When they got back we would go up and hoist the cooler up the side of the building then lock the door that came up to the roof. We would sit up there for hours looking over the city and we were kings of the world. We had our own code that we could speak over the headsets to let the next person in the drive through line know if there was a hot chick coming up or a bitchy customer that we would intentionally fuck with, we also kinda used his managerial powers as our own dating pool. We were probably the only taco bell that could have easily passed for a hooters in different uniforms. We were so awful but not nearly as awful as i was as a fast food employee in general.

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Ok. First off... I’m glad I now know how to spell “shpeal” Ha! Second... thx for the plain buns. My daughters cried for 20 minutes after we drove away starving with no protein in our burgers! We loved the Mormon twins! They were so sweet. Until one day, they asked if I wanted a pamphlet with my fries... punk 😂
Where do you work now @doomsdaychassis? Just asking so we can bring you beer! 🍻😀 thx for sharing your story! Crazy kids.

lol. I just got done reading your Loveitshoveit post and i kinda cringed when i got to the 110 % customer service part then i got a good laugh at how pissed you must be at me while you were reading my post. I am much better at my new job :)

😃 Laugh it up! Lol someday, you’ll be managing your past self... karma baby. I’m glad you shared! I’d much rather hear your true and real stories over some bullshit to appease me. I’m certain I had some less than stellar moments when I was younger. ;)

I am a mechanic now, have been for 20 years and have a fix it right the first time score of 100% most every month so I have matured a lot since then.

Ohh my bad! You’re sharing an old story! Thank goodness we grow up, mostly. Young at heart I stay!

oh yeah, i was 16 and my dad was in prison so i was doing everything i could to help my mom keep the house. I ended up lying about my age and getting a job overnight at the block plant in town making cinder blocks at night then i would go to school during the day. Looking back on my life I just kinda

I mean i have had a LOT of fun but i am kinda messed up.

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sweet. thanks. :)