Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 9

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 8 in spite of the incessant campaign ads and calls (if you're in the USA anyway) and now we're back for Week 9 and a little peace and quiet after Tuesday.

For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 8 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 19 entries in Week 8! Here they are in vote count order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@sparkesy43	region of New South Wales, Australia	Link
@isarmoewe	junior cricket and hockey team[s]	Link
@fromage	team of around 135 actors and 96 creators	Link
@muscara	a women's hockey team	Link
@corpsvalues	"one-sided wrestling war” to “harass, scare and discourage (him) out of the business”	Link
@ropaga	gifted but weak diplomat.	Link
@justnyz	Ten competitors, all men, took part in 13 events in 5 sports.	Link
@kingzero	a mechanized infantry brigade of the Italian Army	Link
@bidesign	strategy	Link
@wingman56	social activist	Link
@sgbonus	Houri( virgin hahaha)	Link
@blanchy	Harsha Khandeparkar	Link
@stwbll	a country song written by country guitarist Zeb Turner and music publisher Fred Rose.	Link
@girlbeforemirror	rosary of clear white light emanated from the eastern Buddha field and entered the womb of his wife ... a mystic dance while gazing into the sky. Immediately the house was filled with the finest food and drink and the richest garments with which to clothe themselves - thus giving great satisfaction and pleasure to all the guests.	Link
@mimismartypants	concerned citizens	Link
@hockney	temple of Lord Shiva with Lord Ganapathi.	Link
@introvertathome	British psychic.	Link
@hyperbole	Enemy	Link
@blockurator	15-day disabled list	Link

Week 8 Winners

Some of your answers were very clever, others were downright random (in a funny way!). It was tough to pick, but I went with the most useful.

My Personal Favorite

My Steemit marketing idea: new accounts will now come with a complementary
team of around 135 actors and 96 creators

by @fromage. Congratulations! If that doesn't help newbies get Curied, then they are truly beyond hope.

The Crowd Favorite

My Steemit marketing idea: new accounts will now come with a complementary
region of New South Wales, Australia

by @sparkesy43. Congratulations! That's actually not too far from what the US government did a couple hundred years ago with homesteading...

The RNG Award

My Steemit marketing idea: new accounts will now come with a complementary
concerned citizens

by @mimismartypants. Congratulations on winning this two weeks in a row!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.
6. Feel free to add the word "a" or "the" or similar "formatting" words to your answer if it would help it make more sense or sound better.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

Russian Nationals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitri_Aliev

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

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