"All this was happening and much more, I lost track of my nitro but knew that I was close to bingo, no one had kept track of their cards at all so I could just wait it out until I won. I kicked supernovastaffy off my leg as he was humping it, got up and yelled BINGO."

Lol I can see why @dreamsteem was non-stop laughing while reading your post my friend. :)

That was a funny post, my friend. Loved the way you wrote it. I think you have a great sense of humor and at the end of your post maybe you should post a picture of something just throw people totally off. lol Not sure what picture thought? Any ideas anyone? lol